Tobenai kotori no you ni
Like a small bird that can't fly
Tsubasa wo atatamete ne
Try and beat your wings
Ashita wa Kiseki datte okoru yo
Miracles do happen tomorrow
Nozomi egaite ireba
If you draw out your wishes
Sora ga yobu
The sky will call
Battle Athletess
Great Athletic Meet
Komatta toki no kamidanomi toka
Your prayers to God when you are in trouble
Unmeisen wo nagemete itemo
Even if you look at the lines of fate
Yume chikatsukeru wake ja nai yo
You can't get closer to your dream
Hohoemi no namida oikakete
Chase the tears of a smile
Ano oosora ni akogare
Looking up to that open sky
Kaze to hitotsu ni nareba
If you become one with the wind
Ikutsu mo miete kuru sekai wo
Fly to the countless worlds you will see
Dare to issho ni tobou
Along with a companion
Koete ikou
And go beyond
This planet will soon belong to the Neriri people.
You should not resist being modified.
Hello everybody on Earth, I am the queen of all sports in the universe, the Neriri Queen.
I really really really love pretty things.
That is why I really really really love this pretty blue planet.
If you lose in this match...
This planet will become part of my collection.
At that time I will have everybody on Earth changed into my very very favorite form too.
All of humanity will become Neriri sports machines.
Weep God. The horrible trap of the Neriri aliens.
Everybody on Earth, sorry to keep you waiting.
The second round of the Mega Athletic Meet will now be shown to you.
The Earth's representative is the best friend of the Cosmo Beauty Akari Kanzaki, Naniwa's own Icchan. Ichino Yanagida.
The Neriri opponent is the water specialist competitor, Mabuko-chan.
Icchan, good luck!
She doesn't have much to drag her back, she is perfect.
Leave that alone!
I will win.
Watch me Akari, this is to keep my promise with you.
For my future.
I will win.
Go! Go!
That's not fair! A propeller is against the rules!
There are life signs. That is a living being.
Amazing. Such amazing scientific power.
Instructor.
Don't panic, she has a insurmountable weakness.
I see. She can't change directions, is it?
She did it!
All right, let's get this done.
Left. Right. Left. Right. Left. Right. Left. Right.
Up. Up. Down. Down. Left. Right. Left. Right. B. A.
Right. Left. Right. Left. Right. Left. Right. Left.
All right. It's my turn at last.
Go for it Akari. Show them power of the Cosmo Beauty with a bang!
OK. With a bang.
Ahh, I want to say something to Akari too.
Let's see, is there anything? Anything?
That's nothing.
Here it goes.
Not a crunch or a splat.
Here it goes.
She can do it, this will be an easy win.
Akari, do it with a crash!
What's this, the first loss on the Earth's side was Akari Kanzaki.
The morning portion of the Mega Athletic Meet is now over.
The afternoon portion will being after a ninety minute break,
Here we will go for a group of interviews.
Does this mean the super athletic aliens are no match against the elite of humanity?
We still have the afternoon portion. We can't let our guard down.
I am going to win with a bang in the afternoon too.
I will not forgive those who interfere with Akari and my happiness.
For the time being I will go all out.
To tell the truth I do have some confidence.
Hey, cut that out!
But I was the only one who lost. It was embarrassing!
This is not the first time you have done something to embarrass yourself.
Icchan, you're cruel!
Well then next... Lahrri do you have a comment?
Nothing.
What is it?
My hard boiled egg is gone.
I ate it.
I set it aside so I could eat it last.
Really?
Well let's go to the next competitor... Or perhaps not...
As the competitors who are appearing are those seven, let's send the camera to Area 51.
Well then Amagasaki-san in Area 51.
Please interview the backups too!
Erik.
What is it?
Thank you.
That my body held out this long was because of you.
Because I had your dedicated treatment.
What? I just want to see your miracle.
Soon my final miracle will occur.
No, they will cause it for me.
There is no one who can win against those seven.
Except for one person.
Yes.
The afternoon portion of the Mega Athletic Meet will now commence.
All right.
Miracle.
Some chocolate.
Yeah,
Let's go.
Yeah!
What's wrong? They aren't coming out.
What is this about?
Well? Are you a bit surprised?
What are you trying to prove? You think we will panic now cuz you are huge?
Yea, the size of your legs doesn't matter in sports.
That perseverance is wonderful.
But you mustn't jump to conclusions.
There is another special guest who will be your opponent.
Guest?
That is...
It couldn't be.
That's impossible.
Mom!
That is...
The legendary...
And the greatest athlete in history...
Tomoe Midou.
Well? To bring her back is an easy task for the technology of the Neriri people.
And her body is the seventeen year old version at the peak of her strength.
Just when she met Daizaemon Kanzaki.
Yes, just removing one memory.
You couldn't have gotten her personality too?
So, it is time to awaken. Tomoe Midou.
Mo...
Tomoe Midou is back!
Hey everybody, have you been well? I am in super good shape.
M.. mom?
Who was it that just called me like an old woman?
The rattle head girl there?
The stealth bomber head over there?
Ah, it was you who called me like an old woman.
I didn't call you an old woman, I called you mom.
I don't recall giving birth to a big kid like you.
What is this hairstyle? Couldn't you get something a little less silly?
Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. That hurts!
That is...
The legendary athlete...
Tomoe Midou?
Tomoe-kun...
Just as she used to be.
Stop it!
You'll pull it out! You'll pull it out!
Tomoe-chan.
Yahoo! Queen-chan.
Ahh, you're a good girl aren't you?
So, go show those girls a sports hell.
OK.
Mom.
What is this? The competitor the Neriri put out is none other than the legendary ultimate legendary athlete, Tomoe Midou.
Listen, be sure to win the events Tomoe does not participate in.
Protect our lead and run.
You seem pretty pessimistic.
I am the one who knows her terror the best.
That is the only way to win.
We have Akari.
Wouldn't that be an even match?
Take that hand off.
Don't underestimate her. She is... Tomoe is something beyond a genius.
She is the incarnation of sports.
Incarnation?
The incarnation?
So, at last it has come.
The afternoon portion of the Mega Athletic meet will start with Tomoe Midou as the special guest on the Neriri side.
Ahh, that's not fair! How can you do that?
Did you say something?
What was that?
I didn't get to eat a single one.
I lost.
How can this be?
Due to a guest member that suddenly appeared the trend of the match has been reversed.
There are two events left. Only two left.
She really is strong.
Too strong.
Just what I would expect from Akari's mom.
They can't win.
Tomoe.
This is the second to last. The event is the 400 meter.
Tomoe Midou. The legendary Cosmo Beauty.
Nothing to be dissatisfied with as an opponent.
I'm sorry, it has just been so boring.
Well. let's take it easy. I am going to win anyway.
This woman...
Good, I took the lead.
At this pace I can win.
What is with her?
Lahrri.
Good, she can make it!
Oh my, she is getting upset.
What is that?
Lahrri!
Lahrri.
Yay! Goal in.
A tie. It is a tie.
Earth which had a great lead is now tied after just a short while in the afternoon portion.
The only event left in the Mega Athletic Meet is the 4000 meter relay.
Humanity's fate will be decided by this one race.
I'm sorry.
I will pay back this loss in the next event.
You can't.
You are the one who knows the best that you are in no shape to run
But!
No.
Only the last event remains.
The 4000 meter relay?
There is a chance if it is four on four.
I have an announcement, for the final 4000 meter relay, Tomoe-chan will run the whole thing for the Neriri side.
What?
We got it! Even if she is the legendary Cosmo Beauty in the 4000 meters there is no way her stamina can hold up.
We can win this match.
Impossible.
Eh?
She is the incarnation..
There is no such thing as fatigue for her.
But...
There is only one way to beat her...
Instructor! Instructor!
Don't collapse when you are saying something important.
It was a lot of trouble.
To make a poison that would have him collapse on this day.
You couldn't have.
Good work, my cute little underling.
You traitor!
How dirty. You dirty bastard.
Are you human?
Oh I am human, the same as all of you.
Because I am human I seek to improve myself.
It is the same for you.
There is only one difference.
For you it is sports, for me it is science. That is all.
Instructor, hang in there.
The poison is still affecting him.
Mom.
Daiundoukai ep 23, subtitlted by Studio Hooseki
Translated and timed by Spazum
Aitsu ha mattaku dou natten no
What's up with her?
Atama ni kichau kedo kawaii
She pisses me off, but she's cute.
Ittai zentai marude tayorinai
You can't rely on any part of her.
Hanashi ni naranai demo ikasu
You can't do anything with her, but she looks good.
Toboketa kao shite amaetari sezu ni
She has that spaced out expression, but you shouldn't go easy on her.
Aitsu ha sutasuta tondecchau no yo
She'll reluctantly take flight.
Tobboi yatsu dato minna ha iu kedo
Everybody says she is a dull person but...
Sou ja nai Honey Bee
That's not it, Honey Bee!
Sou ja nai Honey Bee
That's not it, Honey Bee!
Watashi ha kanjiru tottemo kanjiteru
I can feel it. I can really feel it.
Atsuku atsuku kanjiteru
I can feel it passionately, passionately.
Good job, everybody on the staff.
Good work, everybody on the cast.
Good job.
And thank you to everybody who has watched.
Next time is the last episode. Here goes.
Goal in!